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For paid-media agencies, 11–50 people

The first weekof every monthisn't yours.

Reporting week. Your account managers turn Meta, Google, and GA4 exports into the written story — what happened, why, what's next — for every client, under deadline. Dashboards automate the charts. A human still writes the narrative. We build an agent, in your environment, that drafts it.

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14-day proof sprint · pass-or-don't-pay · no retainer required
ACME_MEDIA · MARCH · DRAFT 1RUN 00:14:52
meta_ads_mar.csv · spend 48,210.55 roas 3.1
gads_export_mar.csv · spend 31,904.02 cpa 41.77
ga4_mar.csv · conversions column missing — skipped, not estimated
Draft narrative

"Meta ROAS held at 3.1 despite a 12% spend increase, driven by the two prospecting sets launched Mar 9. Google CPA rose $4.10 on brand-term inflation; we recommend…"

→ awaiting AM reviewHUMAN APPROVAL REQUIRED
(01)You know this week
DAY 1, 10:40 AM

The export is missing the conversions column. Again.

Someone re-pulls it, someone pings the client's analytics person, and the report clock hasn't even started.

DAY 3, 9:12 PM

Your best AM is writing "why ROAS dipped" for the ninth time.

Same paragraph, different client, different numbers. This is the person you hired to think about strategy.

DAY 5, 4:55 PM

One platform's data broke. The report went out late.

The client noticed the lateness, not the reason. Now there's an apology email in the thread above the report.

(02)What the agent does
IN/

Exports in, narrative out

The agent reads the same Meta, Google, and GA4 exports your AMs read, and drafts the written story — what happened, why, what's next — in your report format.

GAP/

Gaps flagged, never filled

Missing column, broken pull, mismatched date range — the agent marks it skipped, not estimated and tells you what to chase. It never invents a number. That is a design guarantee, not a performance stat.

OK/

A human approves

Every draft routes through your AM before anything is client-facing. 100% human approval on client-facing output — also by design, not by promise.

The 14-day
proof sprint

$5,000
Fixed. One workflow, two integrations.
FOUNDING CLIENTS: $2,500, IN EXCHANGE FOR A CASE STUDY.
DAYS 1–2

Define

We scope one workflow and write the acceptance test together — the exact bar the agent has to clear. You pay the first 50% here, and only here.

DAYS 3–11

Build

Deployed in your environment, on accounts you own. Nothing lives on our infrastructure. You watch it take shape on your own screens.

DAYS 12–14

Prove

We run the acceptance test together. Pass: you pay the second 50%. Fail: the second half is never owed, and you keep everything built.

The test we stake our fee on: draft ready for AM review in under 20 minutes. Not a claim — the condition our second invoice depends on.

(03) The guarantee

If it doesn't pass, you don't pay the rest.

Acceptance criteria in writing before kickoffFixed price, fixed scopeYou keep all work, pass or fail

We're new, and we price like it: founding clients get the reduced rate in exchange for a case study. The guarantee exists because we intend to earn proof, not assert it.

(04) Handoff manifest

Fire us and the agent keeps working.

ItemOwner
Workspace
The agent runs in your Google/Microsoft workspace, not ours
YOU
Production accounts
Ad platforms, analytics — all under your logins
YOU
API & model accounts
Opened in your name, billed to your card
YOU
Credentials
Held in your secrets manager; we never keep copies
YOU
Agent configuration
Prompts, logic, and integrations — yours, in your repo
YOU
Documentation & backups
Written so the next person can run it without us
YOU
The right to walk away
Month-to-month everything; no term, no penalty
YOU

Vendor lock-in is other people's business model. Everything runs in your workspace, under your accounts, documented well enough that the next person — us or not us — can pick it up.

(05)A worked example — not our results, your arithmetic

If your AMs spend 3 hours per client on narratives — most founders tell us it's in that range — here is what a 20-retainer book costs you every single month. On the call, we run it with your numbers.

Example — illustrative only
20 retainers × 3 hrs60 hrs / month
60 hrs × $45/hr loaded cost$2,700 / month
per year, on narratives alone$32,400

Strong fit if

  • →You run a paid-media agency, 11–50 people, on recurring retainers
  • →Your AMs carry delivery, and reporting week eats them
  • →You're hiring — or about to — just to keep up with delivery

Not for you if

  • ✕You're a solo consultant — the math doesn't work yet
  • ✕You want a chatbot, or ad creative — not what we build
  • ✕You want full autonomy with no human approval — hard no
  • ✕You're shopping for the cheapest — we're fixed-price, not lowest-price
(06)Questions founders actually ask
The Proof Sprint is $5,000, fixed: one workflow, two integrations, 14 days. 50% to start; the other 50% only if the agent passes the acceptance test we write together before kickoff. Founding clients pay $2,500 in exchange for a case study. Afterward, an optional month-to-month managed service (around $5,000/mo) can expand to more workflows — entirely optional.
Fifteen minutes

Bring your ugliest reporting month.

If an agent can't carry your workflow, we'll say so on the call. That's the whole promise.

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